upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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