I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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