I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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