Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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