if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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