So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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