Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
be right there i have to get my cape
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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