508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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