I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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