I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she told me i tasted like america
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
