I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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