I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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