Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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