When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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