last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
These tits shall not be calmed
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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