i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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