it hurts more in the daytime
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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