dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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