i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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