Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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