New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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