just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Be still, my beating vagina.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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