What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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