census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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