I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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