WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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