new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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