I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
