New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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