Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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