I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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