OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i permit you to call me
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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