Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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