Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it's great music for shaving your balls
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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