no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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