Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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