Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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