I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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