I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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