She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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