I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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