need another drink. this is the easiest way
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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