Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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