you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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