I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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