Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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