Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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