you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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