She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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