Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wish there were birth control emojis
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize