Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Come on in and take your pants off
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