there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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