That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
