he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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