is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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